Saturday, September 3, 2011

Creepy Baby Dolls

My friends from Canada, mainly John and Reice, always tell me that there is never a dull moment with me. Well, the truth is, I try not to let there be. Life is short! We all know that. So why waste it and let there be all these grey, dull, boring moments in between all the excellent, brilliant, wonderful times? It seems sort of pointless.

Contrary to popular belief, I do have dull and boring moments. Today was not one of those moments.

I bought one of my "big sisters" a birthday present. She seems to have a fear of dolls, which I now understand. But before I began to understand this fear, I bought her a doll necklace. The chain has the creepiest looking doll on the end. I wrapped it up and wrote in big letters "FACE YOUR FEAR!"

Of course, I now realize how creepy baby dolls are from a recent episode of Doctor Who, my all time favorite TV show. But the villains in this show were, of course, baby dolls of mass destruction!!!

It was terrifying. It truly was. That's why I'm up late writing about it and waiting for my friend to watch it so I can gripe more about how scary it was!

So, after all that, I just want to say that I'm sorry for getting Nikki that scary necklace. Even though I haven't given it to her yet.

She is my last "big sister" left at home. The rest have gone off the college or gotten married or pregnant and married. So I'm sort of big sister-less. It's sad, really.

I suppose it doesn't really make sense why I'm saying "big sister" and not just big sister. Its because they aren't really my big sisters. I'm the oldest in my family. But I've known them so long and they act like it so much...I just kind of call them my "big sisters". I have five.

Glad we got that cleared up. If it needed clearing up... alonzey!

Is that how you spell it? Alonzi? Alonzey? Alonzo? No that last ones a name. What I'm trying to say is "lets go" in French slang. I'm not doing so well.

I've got to get to bed now. Tomorrow is church and me and Abby are going to make a very, very educational video on proper ways to wear your scarf. Knowing me, you know that it'll be hilarious. I'm sure now that whenever my youth group goes out in public, it's for other peoples amusement because we act so stupid. Ha ha!

Until baby dolls aren 't creepy anymore,

Adeline Taylor

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